Life is too short to be anything but happy.

mattibee:

mattibee:

sometimes a thing needs emotional support uppies

(via aleks-chan)

bobo-the-part-time-clown:

folieadeuxsday:

folieadeuxsday:

rat bastard is such a funny insult

something about it is so weirdly hard hitting. you rat bastard. if someone called me that i’d be more offended than if they called me a motherfucker

ALT

(via fauxhound)

a-sentient-cup:

official-megumin:

inneskeeper:

typhlonectes:

fiomeras:

The most pathetic little arms on this fellar

I support him.

well that’s a relief since obviously those absolutely dogshit biceps won’t

that’s not nice, he’s trying his best :(

I wanna give him a little pen and notebook

(via ember--dawn)

silly-slacker-person:

guerrillatech:

There are political newspaper comics that aren’t this succinct

(via notcorrectwitcher)

pointnclick:

They call me Michael Myers in the club the way I just stand there

(via ember--dawn)

drtanner:

tribeofthedrunkenweasles:

heywriters:

strawberrykapricorn:

heywriters:

No, Google Docs, there is a distinct difference between “cussing” and “cursing.”

Calling google ‘googie’ is such a power move imo

ALT

Tis indeed! Thank you for this addition. Here are some photo examples of the Googie style.

IT HAS A PROPER NAME?!

Oh. This explains a lot of things about a lot of places.

(via cryptidfuckery)

agentumbls:

gothcostco:

VIOLENCE!!!!

(via rainbow-quartz)

crows-before-bros:

NO

(via doctopus)

metastablephysicist:

lady-inkyrius:

lady-inkyrius:

biggaybunny:

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis.
The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

Posting hole

Lol

yeah yeah carbon nanotubes. but what about the copper nanotubes.

(via luvsouls)

animentality:

(via empress-belosbeck)

as-if-and-only-if:

madtechnomage:

agentsofoakenshiield:

chaosthedemon:

unbotheredmuse:

The Crushing Weight of Not Knowing If There Is a Task

im starting to think this crushing weight is not about the tasks

(via yoyo-yoghurt)

maamlet:

you know i got that thang on me

(via caveseekr)